Just For Kicks

Why does God do this shit? (PS i'm an atheist so this is just this post k?) You can have cute, or you can have hot. That's the way of the world. But then, the world decides no, and God goes to his little mixing bowl, and says 'let's take cute and hot and smash them together!' The you end up with this this  (HOT TAMALE) and THIS If these fictional characters existed, then they would all have restraining orders on me. *cries single tear* Good bye my undeniably adorable, sexy and beautiful readers MOI

I need to talk. Seriously, this is killing me. I think I might be gender fluid. Sometimes I love my body, and everything about it, and sometimes, I just want to cover it up with baggy clothes and pretend to be a boy. For instance, now I'm sitting here in baggy pyjama bottoms and an equally baggy hoodie, wishing to cover up... certain things... about myself. But yesterday, I was wearing tight-fitting jeans and an equally tight top because hey - I like the way this goes. Do you guys have any idea what this is about? I feel so wrong and confused... Peace out, - Anonymous Bisexual (Genderfluid?)

Hello my friends! I have something horrible to talk to you about. Yes, the mood killer, my one true nemesis, the constant pain in a world of laughter. Homewor- I can't even type it without gagging! Sometimes, I wish that my homework was related to my ships or fangirling, because then I'd be the best of the best. Bandoms, fandoms, slashes, and so much more! But seriously, this is how much I love you guys. I'm forfeiting homework so I can write this stuff. If I end up homeless and jobless and am found frozen in a sleeping bag under a bridge, its your fault! I suppose it would be fair to tell you my age, so you don't get confuddles while I ramble on and on about my life. I am thirteen years old, with the mind and innocence of a 25-year-old porn star. Fuck yeah! Gotta go, but this was nice. Fuck ya later!

So, hello guys. I don't even know if any of you, or anyone at all are going to read this. I've kind of lost hope to be honest. I think that by now I should've had at least one reader. But, I'm thinking sometime, in the future, I'll reveal my face to you guys. I don't want to, but if you guys think I should, then I will. Please, I need to find one person out there. One person that cares. No one cares about me. Why would they? There's other people. More beautiful or handsome, funnier, skinnier, sexier... I'm nothing. Nobody. Fat, ugly, antisocial, a mess. I laugh it off, joking and flirting, but inside... I'm dying. Signing off, for what may be the last time, Anonymous Bisexual.

Hello my fantabulous readers! Its your person, Anonymous Sexy Bisexy. Ha! I should be a comedian. But, I want to talk to you about something important. Stucky. Yes, Steve Rogers and James Barnes. My number one ship of the month. How many of you have seen the Winter Soldier? I actually haven't, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a shipper. I want to watch these movies, but I've already watched Infinity War, so I am crying every time I see anything remotely related to it. How many of you are fangirls? Because it's a very fufilling lifestyle. As long as you don't let it consume your life. Fuck, wait. The people don't choose the fangirl life, the fangirl life crawls thorugh hell, poisons your mind and drags you back. But I don't know, it's pretty cool down here. See some of you in the Eternal Abyss of Feels, just across from the Sea of Happy Tears and next to the Chamber of Disappointment at Your Favourite People Being Fictional. But serious

Hello guys, gals and non-binary pals! (Thomas Sanders, you know.) Now that school is only three days away, I won't be posting as much. Like, once a week? Is that enough for you? But, I am going to an all-girls school, and being openly raging bisexual is not good at all for that. Speaking of sexuality, why is it pans and bis are not getting the love they deserve? We like guys and girls, and pans can like anyone, but if we fall in love with someone of the opposite gender, it's called 'attention-seeking straight'. The hell? We are LGBTQ+ - it is even in the fucking name! Sorry, off on a rant here. But, I am a very dedicated writer, fanfiction-reader and a wholly functioning fangirl. So, I'm hoping that I can find some fellow fangirls and fanboys at this school. Once we get enough, we'll start our own club. Then, we'll take over... THE WORLD!!!! Signing off, Anonymous Bisexual