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QSA and SQA

I am confusion. What the fuck do people do at an LGBTQ+ meeting? Talk about sexualities? Casually flirt? Trade stories on coming out? Help me! Well... I went to the meeting... There are a lot of seniors and not very many 'newbies' in this Spectrum group. Mainly I was just reading on my phone about gay smut and top surgery, and occasionally making a sarcastic bitchy comment. We just introduced ourselves, and one of the only other junior/newbies there came up to me and my friend - let's call them Dirty Shipper - and begged us not to out them. If they don't out us, then we don't out them. Simple rule in the LGBTQ+ community - never out someone unless they express their consent. Bye, beautiful thots, bitches and assholes

God and His Dumb-Ass Mixing Bowl

Why does God do this shit? (PS i'm an atheist so this is just this post k?) You can have cute, or you can have hot. That's the way of the world. But then, the world decides no, and God goes to his little mixing bowl, and says 'let's take cute and hot and smash them together!' The you end up with this this  (HOT TAMALE) and THIS If these fictional characters existed, then they would all have restraining orders on me. *cries single tear* Good bye my undeniably adorable, sexy and beautiful readers MOI

Dysphoric or Uncomfortable?

I need to talk. Seriously, this is killing me. I think I might be gender fluid. Sometimes I love my body, and everything about it, and sometimes, I just want to cover it up with baggy clothes and pretend to be a boy. For instance, now I'm sitting here in baggy pyjama bottoms and an equally baggy hoodie, wishing to cover up... certain things... about myself. But yesterday, I was wearing tight-fitting jeans and an equally tight top because hey - I like the way this goes. Do you guys have any idea what this is about? I feel so wrong and confused... Peace out, - Anonymous Bisexual (Genderfluid?)

Why Homework? Why????

Hello my friends! I have something horrible to talk to you about. Yes, the mood killer, my one true nemesis, the constant pain in a world of laughter. Homewor- I can't even type it without gagging! Sometimes, I wish that my homework was related to my ships or fangirling, because then I'd be the best of the best. Bandoms, fandoms, slashes, and so much more! But seriously, this is how much I love you guys. I'm forfeiting homework so I can write this stuff. If I end up homeless and jobless and am found frozen in a sleeping bag under a bridge, its your fault! I suppose it would be fair to tell you my age, so you don't get confuddles while I ramble on and on about my life. I am thirteen years old, with the mind and innocence of a 25-year-old porn star. Fuck yeah! Gotta go, but this was nice. Fuck ya later!